19/f/PA

I talk about things. Sometimes.

Topics include but are not limited too: Self-loathing, stupid-ass humor, puns, The Protomen, Marvel/DC, superhero stuff in general, and really whatever the hell looks interesting.
90% of posts are queued. I'm online pretty often though.

First year Mechanical Engineering student.

englishsnow:

snowing in london by Jared Brown

(Source: 5feet12inches)

birdsphere:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

birdsphere:

kfc doesn’t even have to try anymore they’re just like come get your fucking bucket of fat you piece of shit

(Source: birdsfear)

clansilverwind:

clannovus:

guys I feel like crap, I wanna hear about your cats

I was just telling spooksy about my cats, so let me share with you.

my sister’s cat is a bengal mix, and he’s SO FUCKING SMART like he is literally the smartest cat I have ever met in my entire life and it’s terrible

his name is billy

let me tell you about this little shit

he knows how phones work. he can recognise that when a phone is ringing, a person picks it up and makes mouth-noises at it. so one day my mom’s cell phone was ringing, but he didn’t understand it was the cell phone and not the home phone of course. so he just jumps up on her desk, knocks the phone off the hook, and starts meowing into the receiver and we all bust out laughing

well it became a problem

I had a corded phone in my bedroom as well. one day at literally 6 in the morning, he knocked my phone off the hook, stepped on the redial button, waited patiently while it rang, and when my ex’s mom answered the phone he meowed at her. I woke up a couple hours later and saw the phone was off the hook so I hung it up. I get on the bus and my ex tells me my cat called his house at 6am

we had to get cordless phones

also, he knows how to open doors and cupboards. but in our new (not anymore but when we first moved in) house, the doorknobs are loose and kind of stupid. and my sister has to keep her door shut to keep the cats out of her room at night because she has a minor cat allergy

billy will just fucking stand on his back feet and jiggle the doorknob and meow for hours trying to get in, not realising she’s not home

we had a cat grumpy who was literally a scaredy-cat. he was afraid of everything but also super super curious. so once billy opened a cupboard, grumpy slooooooooowly climbs in to sniff and check it out. billy shuts the fucking door on him.

also in addition to knowing how a phone works, one time my stepdad was setting up a computer and he just had the tower, monitor, and keyboard all on the floor for the time being, and we all walked away while it was installing ubuntu. I go back into the room and billy is sitting in front of the keyboard, staring at the screen with one paw hovering over the keys. the little shit would take over the world if we let him.

also he learned how to flush the toilet. the first time he ever flushed it I was home alone. so I’m upstairs playing video-games and suddenly the toilet down the hall flushed and I freeze thinking “oh my god who is in my house and just flushed the toilet???" like super terrified. I just sit there, frozen, freaking out internally for 5 minutes, and then the cat walks out of the bathroom. the best part? he only does it because he LOOOOOVES water and wanted to watch the water swirl down the toilet.

and yet, if there’s even a tiny bit of litter on the floor in the laundry room outside his litterbox, he’ll just fucking poop on the floor. smartest cat I’ve ever met and he still shits on the floor.

my bf’s cat is the stupidest cat I’ve ever fucking met and she still figured out a litterbox on day 1. come on.

Ok, so my cats were really stupid, but they had their moments. When I was a kid I had a loft bed. Columbus, the little shit, figured out how to climb the ladder. Even back then, he was younger and sprier but still pretty darn fat, and the ladder just had bars for rungs so their was nothing to stand on but he’d just put one foot in front of the other and clamber straight up the ladder to get into bed with me. It had to stop when I developed a cat allergy myself and he wasn’t allowed in my room anymore.

And Simba was the scardiest cat I had ever seen. EVERYTHING freaked him out. If he saw his brother chasing a mouse he’d bolt. New human? Under the desk for at least 12 hours.

clansilverwind:

clannovus:

guys I feel like crap, I wanna hear about your cats

I was just telling spooksy about my cats, so let me share with you.

my sister’s cat is a bengal mix, and he’s SO FUCKING SMART like he is literally the smartest cat I have ever met in my entire life and it’s terrible

his name is billy

let me tell you about this little shit

he knows how phones work. he can recognise that when a phone is ringing, a person picks it up and makes mouth-noises at it. so one day my mom’s cell phone was ringing, but he didn’t understand it was the cell phone and not the home phone of course. so he just jumps up on her desk, knocks the phone off the hook, and starts meowing into the receiver and we all bust out laughing

well it became a problem

I had a corded phone in my bedroom as well. one day at literally 6 in the morning, he knocked my phone off the hook, stepped on the redial button, waited patiently while it rang, and when my ex’s mom answered the phone he meowed at her. I woke up a couple hours later and saw the phone was off the hook so I hung it up. I get on the bus and my ex tells me my cat called his house at 6am

we had to get cordless phones

also, he knows how to open doors and cupboards. but in our new (not anymore but when we first moved in) house, the doorknobs are loose and kind of stupid. and my sister has to keep her door shut to keep the cats out of her room at night because she has a minor cat allergy

billy will just fucking stand on his back feet and jiggle the doorknob and meow for hours trying to get in, not realising she’s not home

we had a cat grumpy who was literally a scaredy-cat. he was afraid of everything but also super super curious. so once billy opened a cupboard, grumpy slooooooooowly climbs in to sniff and check it out. billy shuts the fucking door on him.

also in addition to knowing how a phone works, one time my stepdad was setting up a computer and he just had the tower, monitor, and keyboard all on the floor for the time being, and we all walked away while it was installing ubuntu. I go back into the room and billy is sitting in front of the keyboard, staring at the screen with one paw hovering over the keys. the little shit would take over the world if we let him.

also he learned how to flush the toilet. the first time he ever flushed it I was home alone. so I’m upstairs playing video-games and suddenly the toilet down the hall flushed and I freeze thinking “oh my god who is in my house and just flushed the toilet???" like super terrified. I just sit there, frozen, freaking out internally for 5 minutes, and then the cat walks out of the bathroom. the best part? he only does it because he LOOOOOVES water and wanted to watch the water swirl down the toilet.

and yet, if there’s even a tiny bit of litter on the floor in the laundry room outside his litterbox, he’ll just fucking poop on the floor. smartest cat I’ve ever met and he still shits on the floor.

my bf’s cat is the stupidest cat I’ve ever fucking met and she still figured out a litterbox on day 1. come on.

Ok, so my cats were really stupid, but they had their moments. When I was a kid I had a loft bed. Columbus, the little shit, figured out how to climb the ladder. Even back then, he was younger and sprier but still pretty darn fat, and the ladder just had bars for rungs so their was nothing to stand on but he’d just put one foot in front of the other and clamber straight up the ladder to get into bed with me. It had to stop when I developed a cat allergy myself and he wasn’t allowed in my room anymore.

And Simba was the scardiest cat I had ever seen. EVERYTHING freaked him out. If he saw his brother chasing a mouse he’d bolt. New human? Under the desk for at least 12 hours.

nickcarragay:

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

risarei:

finishing a series but still being attached to the story and its characters

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(Source: ismilk)

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